Daniel J. Chaffin
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Question of
ChatGPT or Gemini? Which Robo-Brain Reads Your Mind?
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a) Panic and check for rogue AI takeover
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b) Laugh hysterically and share it on social media
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c) Contemplate the existentialism of sentient sardines
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d) Use it as inspiration for your avant-garde breakfast
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Question of
Your boss asks you to generate a marketing slogan for dog food. You pitch:
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a) “Beefy Bites: Unleash Your Pup’s Inner Beast!”
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b) “Tail-Wagging Goodness: Every Kibble a Celebration of Woof!”
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c) “Canine Cuisine: A Gastronomic Odyssey for the Discerning Doggo”
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d) “DoggoFuel: Powering Pups to Fetch, Bark, and Rule the Backyard”
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Question of
You’re stuck in a conversation about NFTs with your grandma. You:
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a) Explain the blockchain in excruciating detail
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b) Turn it into a hilarious improv skit about space monkeys
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c) Offer philosophical musings on the nature of digital ownership
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d) Show her cat memes and call it a day
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Question of
You stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel dimension. You:
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a) Analyze the portal’s quantum properties and formulate a travel plan
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b) Jump through without hesitation, camera rolling for maximum social media clout
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c) Ponder the ethical implications of interdimensional travel
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d) Use the portal to finally get that perfect cup of coffee
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Question of
Your robot companion malfunctions and starts speaking in Shakespearean sonnets. You:
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a) Diagnose the malfunction and attempt a firmware update
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b) Write your own sonnets in response, creating a beautiful AI-human duet
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c) Analyze the sonnets for hidden clues about the robot’s sentience
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d) Offer the robot a cup of tea and listen patiently
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